Democratic Cities Lead in On-Street Pooping

A friend just emailed this SFGate article about the human-poop-on-the-street rate in the city of Nancy Pelosi, San Francisco. According to SFGate, Buzzfeed editor John Paczkowski posted the following chart on Twitter:

 

In addition to a longitudinal tracking of incidents, which seems to mirror the Fed-induced economic recovery, a cross sectional study of cities will likely reveal a consistent Democratic Party advantage: Burgs with more Democrats will be more brown.

Perhaps instead of red and blue, the party colors should be red and brown. This idea seems to have already gone to the Democrats' heads.