Thursday, February 12, 2009

"A Patriot" Wants A Divorce

Nancy Razik just forwarded this e-mail from "A Patriot". I would go further: they can keep the Federal Reserve Bank, we will take gold.

>Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We Want a Divorce


We have stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own ways.

Here is a model dissolution agreement. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don’t like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them. You are also welcome to keep the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).

We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEOs, and Rednecks.
We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we’ll protect them militarily.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volvo, Subaru and Yugo you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare, that is if you can find any practicing doctors (that is“practicing”, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf. We’ll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right.

We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute Imagine, I’d Like to Teach The World To Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World.

We’ll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.

Since it often so offends you, we’ll also keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.

Would you agree to this? In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

American Patriot

Congressman Paul Kanjorski Is One Confused Dude

Jim Crum and Mairi have forwarded this video of Congressman Paul Kanjorski's explanation of the "bailout". Kanjorski is one confused dude. There is no benefit to the public from the government's subsidizing incompetently run banks by buying their bad mortgages. It is true that what Congress is doing now is even worse, and the caller has a right to be disturbed. But it is unfortunate that she cannot obtain the information necessary to analyze this problem. Wall Street's publicists, the New York Times, CNN, Fox, et al. have seen to that.

Kanjorski's confusion is particularly acute in his dramatic depiction of a run on money market funds. There is no such thing as a "run" on money market funds. Money market funds are fully backed by loans. The funds could refuse withdrawals until the short term loans expire, and then pay the depositors.

Nor is the current approach to banking essential to the American economy. The banking system is not worth a trillion dollars to the public. It is not worth a dime. It has been a cancer on the American economy for two centuries.

If Kanjorski had bothered to inform himself about the history of money, he would know that America's current arrangement, the fiat paper system and the Fed, is the result of historical decisions that have not been beneficial and that the public fared better under the gold standard. In the 1970s there was a possibility that Milton Friedman's fixed monetary rule might work, but it did not. The only choices are (a) gold and silver without fractional reserve banking, which would result in gradual, stable growth, and (b) the unstable paper and fractional reserve system that has resulted in the Great Depression, the current instability, the 1970s deflation and absurd investment in worthless construction and mortgages.

An Open Letter to Hu Jintao, General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party

Dear Mr Hu:

If the Chinese adopt a systematic laissez-faire economic policy and a hard money, gold standard, then they will have the world's leading economy within 150 years. By the year 2250, the Chinese could regain its position as the world's wealthiest nation that it held until the 17th century and also outstrip the western nations with respect to technology.

The Chinese have made two crucial errors in their attempt to westernize their economy. (1) You have assumed that Wall Street and the American financial system is responsible for America's economic success. That is an error. Wall Street has been of at most secondary importance and may have served to reduce economic progress over the past century. (2) As a corollary to (1), you have decided to focus on exports to the US and to adopt a financial system that parallels America's. Although exports are useful and free trade is wise, it is wiser to allow the Chinese people to determine ways to satisfy Chinese markets. In part because of China's size, China cannot duplicate Japan's and Korea's export-led growth strategy. By focusing on exports, China has chosen a less stable and less productive path than would a free market or spontaneous approach.

One fallacy of America's economic policy is the idea that unconstrained flexibility in currency expansion can lead to better outcomes than a hard money (gold-based) system. Businesses are like children. They want ever more candy. But if you give them too much candy, it hurts their teeth. That is why today's American businesses from General Motors to Wall Street lack teeth. They have eaten too much candy.

For the past 110 years, America has lived off the innovation and growth of the 19th century. The reason is that America left the gold standard in 1933. The gold standard has the effect of stimulating innovation. Because of currency deflation, firms scramble to innovate. Workers enjoy rising real wages under deflation, and as a result can save and so do not suffer excessively during depressions. Depressions can be limited by insisting that banks do not lend excessively, by ending fractional reserve banking, and by requiring specie (gold) reserves.

American bankers and corporations have insisted that a "flexible" currency helps them. At the same time, they have engaged in double talk claiming that monetary expansion helps the poor. However, China is now seeing first hand the duplicity inherent in these claims. You are holding more than one trillion dollars in potentially worthless greenbacks and the losses due to America's reckless monetary expansion will cause harm to the Chinese people.

I urge you to familiarize yourself with the history of America's sixth president, Andrew Jackson, who abolished America's second central bank in 1836. The explosive economic growth that followed, despite a short term inflation and recession that followed, state-level paper money and the Civil War inflation, is testimony to the power of monetary responsibility.

America's economic success was due to laissez-faire. Even Marx does not claim that socialism is possible until laissez-faire has run its course. Should China adopt a laissez-faire policy and gold standard, I myself would be interested in living there.

Sincerely,


Mitchell Langbert, Ph.D.

The Irony of Franklin D. Roosevelt and America's Mainstream Publicists

The irony of Franklin D. Roosevelt is, of course, that Herbert Hoover and he took an economic downturn that should have taken two years to correct, and turned it into an eleven year drama. Then, the American media, historians and "Progressives" claimed that he was a hero for the drawn out harm that he caused.

Now, America has another opportunity to do harm to itself for even less reason than in the 1930s, and once again the dull witted American public buys every confidence scheme that Wall Street and its publicists offer.

I have come to the conclusion that a better term for "media" is "publicists". I had been using "pissant propagandists" but "publicists" captures the media's commitment to serving as a publicity department for America's third rate business community, inept banking community and of course the all-thumbs incompetents on Wall Street.

I have pretty much stopped following the acrobatics of America's moronic publicists and its dim witted discussion of the even dimmer witted "bailout". However, I am even more disturbed that the greedy, easily manipulated asses, apes woodpeckers and chimpanzees who constitute America's failed electorate have been granted the unlimited right to vote for representatives who adopt policies that neither representatives nor voters understand.