Explosive Solution

I just received this message from Contrairimairi who received it in turn from Mark.


The Airport Solution 

 Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. 

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.  Justice would be quick and swift.  Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant.  I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. 

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."