Explanation of the State of the Union Address

The above is the cover of this week's Globe Magazine. According to the Globe's website:

"President Barack Obama has blown $10 million on drunken White House parties, Washington insiders tell GLOBE. This week's Special Report rips the lid off the Commander-in-chief's outrageous antics, including boozy conga lines and dinners featuring $150-a-pound Japanese beef! It's must reading for every American."