tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2555123713188257297.post4654953646841976394..comments2023-12-14T21:55:11.213-05:00Comments on Mitchell Langbert's Blog: E-mails from College StudentsMitchell Langberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00722335216553899790noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2555123713188257297.post-19413247982392421942009-03-08T09:13:00.000-04:002009-03-08T09:13:00.000-04:00Pretty soon you will software that will translate ...Pretty soon you will software that will translate "Hello, how are you today?" to "hi how r u 2day?" because we can't offend the texters...Greg Gosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05618441283107952475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2555123713188257297.post-14155819682624757222009-03-07T23:51:00.000-05:002009-03-07T23:51:00.000-05:00Oh man. I hurt for you.A few years ago I graded es...Oh man. I hurt for you.<BR/><BR/>A few years ago I graded essays for an AP English class at an [allegedly] good local school. One essay compared "The Scarlet Pimpernel" with "The Crucible" and it opened with the argument, "Since The Crucible is a play, it has no diction or plot, unlike The Scarlet Pimpernel, so that is two ways their different."<BR/><BR/>I immediately quit that gig. My faith in humanity continues to be quite low.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com